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| Rules and Regulations (As devised by U.C.C. Science Fiction Society) |
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| 1. | Whenever an exterior shot of a spaceship appears on screen, you are required to shout "Whoosh!" very loudly and drink a slug of your pint. |
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| 2. | Whenever a character utters one of his or her catchphrases you are required to drink a slug of your pint. These phrases include: | |
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"Engage" "Red Alert" "Stand down from Red Alert" |
Worf: |
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"I suggest we blow it up / rip him apart / fire all photon torpedoes" |
Dr. Crusher: |
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"I'm going to have to run some more tests" "10 ccs of Quatrohordrazine now!" |
Data: |
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"I do not understand" "Oh shit!" |
Geordi: |
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"Engineering will blow in two seconds" |
Troi: |
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"I feel a presence" "Mother!" |
Riker: |
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Don't worry about Riker, he never says anything interesting! |
| Feel free to add to the list above. |
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| 3. | Whenver a sexual remark is made you are reguired to drink a certain amount of your pint and shout "Sexual reference!". The amount of alcohol depends on how explicit the remark is. For example, if Troy were to say to Worf "It must be hard for you right now" you would drink a slug. If she were to say "Take me now you Klingon beast!" you would obviously drink your entire pint (and a few more while you're at it). |
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Whenever the Enterprise is damaged you must shout "Oooohhhh!" and drink a slug. If it is completely damaged you must drink an entire pint in honour of its memory. |
| 5. | Whenever the Enterprise damages another ship you must shout "Way-hey!" and drink a slug. If it completely destroys another ship you must celebrate wildly and drink as much as possible. |
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| 6. | Whenever someone (usually Geordi) starts spouting technical jargon you must drink until he or she finishes. If this kills you then you are disqualified from the game. |
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| 7. | If you spill your, or anyone else's, pint then you msut undergo the Klingon Ritual of Shame. This involves you being hit repeatedly over the head with painsticks (or anything else to hand). You are also disqualified from the game and given the derogatory title of pint-spiller. |
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| 8. | The person who is deemed to have drunk and participated the most by the judges is declared to be the winner. The judges decision is final. |
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| 9. | No crew members of The Enterprise are allowed to participate (except Troi). Feel free to invent your own rules. May I suggest the "Buy a drink for the Sci Fi Soc Auditor every time he finishes his own pint" rule which often produces very interesting results. |
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